1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Just like the name, think of ways you can get banned from Wal-Mart, Lets try and get 1000 xP

1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.

laugh at the manager and tell himm im sleepng with his wife

EASY steal the deed of the stall n get caught red-handed and went to jail for years

- if you're a girl...
Trail tomato juice from a change room stall, and claim you "had an accident".

for guys...
Piss on the managers face and say "FUCK YOU!!!"
and just stand there and wait till he reacts.

(Most Random thing....EVER!)

- Hide in clothes racks, and whisper "Pick me ... pick me" whenever someone browses there.

start eating everything you see on shelves and playing with all toys like u high O.o

Take a nap in the bedroom display. ;3

try on all the clothes AT ONCE right there in the area

Be one of those really annoying customers that asks to try on every watch in the jewelery counter.

Get a bunch of friends, and randomly start moving product around, taking from peoples' karts and replacing them with something else, or moving things from one section to another.

Come in wearing a jogging outfit, and spend hours at their work-out equipment display like it's your own personal gym (every day until they "ban" you from their store).

Okay this one came from another website, but I think it's funny. [Run through the store yelling, "Take cover, prices are falling. I repeat--take cover. Prices are falling."]

And of course, one of the most obvious ways to get kicked out of any store, intercom. Either you can say something stupid, like, "Target Rules! Have a nice day." Or wait for an announcement to come on, fall over onto the floor, rocking, with your hands over your ears crying, "THE VOICES ARE BACK!!"

stealing bubble gums from a oharmacy?????O>o

~ Open a bottle of dish soap, and spread it all over the aisle floor, and wait by the end rack until someone slips, and falls.
- Come running around, and say, "Omg, are you okay?"
- And they yell back, "What the bloody hell is wrong with you!!"
- You say, "Sorry, I thought I was being followed." Start to walk away, and then turn back thoughtfully, and say, "You should sue Wal-Mart."

U just take all their drinks they have n pour it over the customers body .Last but nt least pour chili sauce over the manger.

A HOT girl give you a bj in public, if you know what I mean. -Wink-

Pee in beedrom display ;o

I'd dress up like I'm homeless, and then go around in the store asking tires, food, toys ect. for spare change.

throw apples at everyone and run away from the staff

Grab some condoms and place them in somebody elses cart. When they go to finally buy their stuff they see the condoms being bought. You get caught.
);

lol. quite unlikely to get caught.

They were lucky (: and ran out from the shop!

Have Sex whit the staff in front of everyone o.o'

you could do what me and my friend did, through everything in one isle to the floor, Not to mention it was tools and axe's and we saw a huge ass black manager and we booked lol. We ended up finding my friends mom and took off our hoodies so they couldn't find us. Than on the loud speaker they said if anyone finds " two kids, one with a green fur hoodie, and another with a black Northface, please take them to security" LOL Than we left and never got caught.

Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"