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1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by iHetalia on Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:50 am

Just like the name, think of ways you can get banned from Wal-Mart, Lets try and get 1000 xP

1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Kyou on Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:04 pm

laugh at the manager and tell himm im sleepng with his wife
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Sara on Thu Oct 15, 2009 1:09 am

Push all the boxes / can / items from the shelves onto the floor?
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by PureIcy on Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:25 am

EASY steal the deed of the stall n get caught red-handed and went to jail for years
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Loony's Lin! on Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:50 pm

- if you're a girl...
Trail tomato juice from a change room stall, and claim you "had an accident".

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Randy on Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:19 pm

for guys...
Piss on the managers face and say "FUCK YOU!!!"
and just stand there and wait till he reacts.

(Most Random thing....EVER!)
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Loony's Lin! on Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:30 pm

- Hide in clothes racks, and whisper "Pick me ... pick me" whenever someone browses there.

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Randy on Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:48 pm

start eating everything you see on shelves and playing with all toys like u high O.o
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Post by Loony's Lin! on Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:52 pm

Take a nap in the bedroom display. ;3

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by iHetalia on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:49 am

try on all the clothes AT ONCE right there in the area
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Loony's Lin! on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:15 pm

Like a Star @ heaven Be one of those really annoying customers that asks to try on every watch in the jewelery counter.

Like a Star @ heaven Get a bunch of friends, and randomly start moving product around, taking from peoples' karts and replacing them with something else, or moving things from one section to another.

Like a Star @ heaven Come in wearing a jogging outfit, and spend hours at their work-out equipment display like it's your own personal gym (every day until they "ban" you from their store).

Like a Star @ heaven Okay this one came from another website, but I think it's funny. [Run through the store yelling, "Take cover, prices are falling. I repeat--take cover. Prices are falling."]

Like a Star @ heaven And of course, one of the most obvious ways to get kicked out of any store, intercom. Either you can say something stupid, like, "Target Rules! Have a nice day." Like a Star @ heaven Or wait for an announcement to come on, fall over onto the floor, rocking, with your hands over your ears crying, "THE VOICES ARE BACK!!"

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by jeryl on Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:19 am

stealing bubble gums from a oharmacy?????O>o

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Loony's Lin! on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:51 am

~ Open a bottle of dish soap, and spread it all over the aisle floor, and wait by the end rack until someone slips, and falls.
- Come running around, and say, "Omg, are you okay?"
- And they yell back, "What the bloody hell is wrong with you!!"
- You say, "Sorry, I thought I was being followed." Start to walk away, and then turn back thoughtfully, and say, "You should sue Wal-Mart."

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by PureIcy on Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:08 pm

U just take all their drinks they have n pour it over the customers body .Last but nt least pour chili sauce over the manger.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Smileyface00 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:00 pm

A HOT girl give you a bj in public, if you know what I mean. -Wink- Cool
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by iL1nk on Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:48 am

Pee in beedrom display ;o
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Smileyface00 on Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:43 am

I'd dress up like I'm homeless, and then go around in the store asking tires, food, toys ect. for spare change. monkey
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by iHetalia on Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:59 am

throw apples at everyone and run away from the staff
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Nathaniel on Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:02 pm

Grab some condoms and place them in somebody elses cart. When they go to finally buy their stuff they see the condoms being bought. You get caught.
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Post by purpleCrest on Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:37 am

lol. quite unlikely to get caught.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by NoobieIsBack on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:35 am

They were lucky (: and ran out from the shop!

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by iL1nk on Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:48 am

Have Sex whit the staff in front of everyone o.o'
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by DrummaNick on Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:51 pm

you could do what me and my friend did, through everything in one isle to the floor, Not to mention it was tools and axe's and we saw a huge ass black manager and we booked lol. We ended up finding my friends mom and took off our hoodies so they couldn't find us. Than on the loud speaker they said if anyone finds " two kids, one with a green fur hoodie, and another with a black Northface, please take them to security" LOL Than we left and never got caught.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Banned From Wal-Mart

Post by Arctic on Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:22 am

Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

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