Corrupted Wish

The Corrupted Wish game is simple to understand and encourages creativity, really:

A makes a wish, B will fufill it, but it's slightly corrupted. B makes another wish, C corrupts it, and so on.

Example
Person 1: I wish I had already graduated from college.

Person 2: Granted. You're 37 years old, graduated, and can't remember a thing about it. You just barely passed your classes because you only wanted to graduate. You are without a significant other because you just drifted through life, no cares besides graduating college. But you graduated quicker.

I wish I was always the center of attention in a crowd.

Person 3: OOOOOooooooh. Granted, you are the center of attention now, in a crowd of 2 billion people. People are fond of you and adore you, but now you got their attention, you can't go to the toilet, you can't do anything without them peering at you, you cannot get out of the crowd, cos you need to be in the exact 'center'.

I wish I hadn't posted here. O_o (Cos I can't think of a wish.)


Me Starts x3
I wish I could make money and do nothing for it

Granted, but Steven wouldn't leave you alone and stalked you where ever you went

(im bad at this game xD)

I wish for world domination

Granted but i am doing it any way.
I wish for nothing

Granted, but you end up all alone with nothing to do or no one to love

I wish i a GM xP

Granted, but you find out it was just painted and the people who sold u the piano ran away

I wish i passed German II

Granted but u already passed it and u failed all the other subjects
I wish for a new GM for the server

errrrr i grant nothing for u Sara no wish lol

I wish for the new Gm to Sara(lol)

Granted , But Theres A Fat Man Living Near The Forest Peeping At Your When Ever Yourrrrrrrr Bathing

Wishing For more pap rooms in HS !

I GRANT NTH AGAIN
I WISH FOR SARA THE SuPA Poster OF THIS FORUM TO WRITE A WISH!!!

Granted, but the wish ate you

i wish i can find my phone

Granted, but i took it back threw it away cause it's noob

i wish i could draw better

Granted but he was on9 to say he hate you(dont kill me)

I wish i can get into a gd class next year(no stupid fren,teachers or schl)

Granted but u gt a dragon to eat u up

I wish a dragon can eat Sara up ^^

Granted but the Dragon eats her whole and she's still alive when he poops
I wish... someone would say hi to mehh. I'm bored. Yeah.